Long white robes,
Air of importance
We’re the chosen ones
Quite the honor
And all of you realize that
We shall lead you all
Into the kingdom of God.
Therefore, you’ll respect us
Politicians will gift us
Children will look up to us
Peasants shall bow for our blessing
Funerals we shall officiate
Because only us will lead all souls home.
In times of turmoil
We’ll call for calm to maintain peace
Our pajeros must be driven on roads
Clear of protesters
The people who graciously offered them
Must continue to prosper.
In the meantime
God’s message is clear
No sex education shall be availed our children
No homosexuality shall be allowed in our country
Thou shalt not take another life.
However when you flock get too vocal
Should your pens poke holes in our peace
And lead you into abduction
Then we shall be on off duty
Our lips glued by the holy spirit.