Edna Ninsiima I want a good husband
A strong African man
A prayerful one too
Because one who finds a husband
Finds a good thing indeed.
I want a good husband
Handsome enough for me
But again not too handsome
Very handsome men are a problem
They can get uncontrollable.
I want a good husband
A submissive man
A hardworking career man
Who also takes care of our home like a man should
Cooks me a good meal when we both return from work.
He must know how to cook of course
A good traditional husband knows that
The way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach.
If he can’t cook, he’s not good for you
You’ll starve to death.
I want a good, mature husband
One who will persevere and hold on
He must not run back to his parents when I wrong him
He must be strong and stay
This is his home now.
He must not stress me, no
I don’t want a nagging husband
Otherwise he might force me to go to other men
I want a man who will build and support me
And take care of our kids, of course.
My husband must not go out and return home late
That’s disrespectful, makes me look bad
People might start to wonder who the wife in the home is
My girls might even revoke my woman card.
I want a good husband
An organized, clean, educated man
Intelligent and confident, but respects tradition
One who is humble enough to know his place
As MY husband.
Why is my hand up!
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I want abad husband
A weak African woman
Who likes the bar more than the church
Because one who finds a bad wife
Finds a good thing indeed.
I want a bad wife
She must be very beautiful
Because beautiful women are a problem,
All other men will chase after them
And this makes them proud and uncontrollable.
I want a bad wife
Who won’t be submissive
A hardworking career woman
Who won’t takes care of our home like a woman should
Who won’t cook for me any food and let the houseboy feed me.
She must not know how to cook of course
A bad, non-traditional wife knows that
The way to a man’s heart is to give him diarrhoea.
If she can cook, she’s not good for me
Or else I’ll get a big potbelly, dangling butts, and huge man-boobs.
I want a bad, immature wife
One who will not persevere and hold on
She must run back to her parents at slightest provocation,
She must be weak and lazy and insecure,
And only then will this always be her home.
She must not give me peace, no
I want a nagging wife
Who will force me to go to other women
I want a woman who will destroy me
And leave the houseboy to care of our kids.
My wife must go out and return home late
So I can louse around in bed all day with the houseboy,
Otherwise people might start to wonder what kind of man I am,
Who clings to a woman all day like a child to a mother,
I want a bad wife
A disorganized, dirty, and highly educated woman
But stupid and lacks confidence, with no respect for tradition
One who is proud enough to know her place isn’t by my side
As HER husband.
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PS. Is this an epic fail?
I want a bad wife
A weak African woman
Who likes the bar more than the church
Because one who finds a bad wife
Finds a good thing indeed.
I want a bad wife
She must be very beautiful
Because beautiful women are a problem,
All other men will chase after them
And this makes them proud and uncontrollable.
I want a bad wife
Who won’t be submissive
A hardworking career woman
Who won’t takes care of our home like a woman should
Who won’t cook for me any food and let the houseboy feed me.
She must not know how to cook of course
A bad, non-traditional wife knows that
The way to a man’s heart is to give him diarrhoea.
If she can cook, she’s not good for me
Or else I’ll get a big potbelly, dangling butts, and huge man-boobs.
I want a bad, immature wife
One who will not persevere and hold on
She must run back to her parents at slightest provocation,
She must be weak and lazy and insecure,
And only then will this always be her home.
She must not give me peace, no
I want a nagging wife
Who will force me to go to other women
I want a woman who will destroy me
And leave the houseboy to care of our kids.
My wife must go out and return home late
So I can louse around in bed all day with the houseboy,
Otherwise people might start to wonder what kind of man I am,
Who clings to a woman all day like a child to a mother,
I want a bad wife
A disorganized, dirty, and highly educated woman
But stupid and lacks confidence, with no respect for tradition
One who is proud enough to know her place isn’t by my side
As HER husband.
Haha. The two poems. There must be a third!
Who wants to pen it?
That man must be from heaven becaus the road to heaven is too narrow .